Tony Lavallo finally scored...

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before my surgery."

In other more hilarious news, the Yankees still suck. Always good to see the Twin working a safety squeeze for successful results against the Spanks. More to come soon about actually playing baseball this weekend, with Joe B out of the skipper position anything is possible.

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