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Where's Rick Astley you say?

Please take a moment to check in with our dear friend Rick Astley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related In related news, Nickleback has been added to the growng list of bands known to be harboring and/or sponsoring musical terrorism. Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce legislation that would make it illegal to attempt to purchase more than 10 items in the 10 items or less slot at, say, a Walmart. As a society we need to step up with one unified voice, and crack down on these commercial n'er do wells. In it's initial stages, I suggest there be stipulations mandating that the offending purchaser is punished by either: (1) a set amount of money per each item exceeding the allotted number of purchaseable goods. (2) a "you suck" tax equalling, and possibly exceeding a certain percentage of the total purchase price, I'm talking 15 % minimum here. The cashier, provided they understand the concept of the number ten, will impo

Today

These are heady times. There is an inner peace within. Silently, assured, once more, I can feel it grow. I could tell you of all I’ ve seen, but this is my time of year. I’m never quite sure of where it is next I’ll be going, but I always feel I’m gathering, and as light as I feel when I’m away in the world, the greatest feeling is next, I’m never happier than when I turn my thoughts and my footsteps towards home. Look, tomorrow the sun will shine, today the sun was shining. There could be nothing greater than the peace today, the quiet Sunday afternoon which mentioned nothing, the quiet Sunday afternoons which say nothing at all are the ones I like best. The wind knows which way it blows, that’s all I need for direction sometimes, wherever I am, the going is the living, coming together being the best part, and everything in between is the dues we pay. Keep in mind the future, keep the past in your heart, most of all, keep on living in the present. Today is beautiful because I have no

Sonic Axis of Evil

The following bands have done enough evil to my ears throughout the 25 years of my life to be deserving of their respective places within my sonic axis of evil: Matchbox 20 Heart John Cougar Mellencamp It should also be noted that this list is not exclusive, and formal evidence will be filed and exhibited here in coming days, or however long it takes for me to stomach the idea of thinking about their various crimes and offenses against my listening pleasure. Additionally, Fallout Boy will also be formally added to the growing list of bands known for harboring and/or sponsoring musical terrorism. As per axis of evil designees , the charges and atrocities committed by Fallout Boy in concerts and music videos will be listed here in coming days. "I must reconcile courage and surrender in equal measure." "It's been quite a ride. I loved every minute of it." Oct. 4, 1923 - April 5, 2008