Sonic Axis of Evil

The following bands have done enough evil to my ears throughout the 25 years of my life to be deserving of their respective places within my sonic axis of evil:


  • Matchbox 20
  • Heart
  • John Cougar Mellencamp

It should also be noted that this list is not exclusive, and formal evidence will be filed and exhibited here in coming days, or however long it takes for me to stomach the idea of thinking about their various crimes and offenses against my listening pleasure.

Additionally, Fallout Boy will also be formally added to the growing list of bands known for harboring and/or sponsoring musical terrorism. As per axis of evil designees, the charges and atrocities committed by Fallout Boy in concerts and music videos will be listed here in coming days.

"I must reconcile courage and surrender in equal measure."

"It's been quite a ride. I loved every minute of it."

Oct. 4, 1923 - April 5, 2008

Comments

Anonymous said…
Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything
you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
-Fallout Boy
7:03 PM
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