Where's Rick Astley you say?

Please take a moment to check in with our dear friend Rick Astley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related



In related news, Nickleback has been added to the growng list of bands known to be harboring and/or sponsoring musical terrorism.

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce legislation that would make it illegal to attempt to purchase more than 10 items in the 10 items or less slot at, say, a Walmart. As a society we need to step up with one unified voice, and crack down on these commercial n'er do wells.

In it's initial stages, I suggest there be stipulations mandating that the offending purchaser is punished by either:

(1) a set amount of money per each item exceeding the allotted number of purchaseable goods.

(2) a "you suck" tax equalling, and possibly exceeding a certain percentage of the total purchase price, I'm talking 15 % minimum here.

The cashier, provided they understand the concept of the number ten, will impose this righteous fine upon the head of the jackass who decided to ruin my day by buying tons of shit when I only wanted to purchase two items.

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