Its a Mid-West Swing

Kansas City today, much nicer than yesterday, folks are friendly around here. And like everyone else, they assume you are from New York City when they ID you for booze, I like to lie to these people, and tell them quaint tales of things that I like to do in New York, suckers. They have wonderful barbeque in Kansas City, which makes me feel sort of guilty for lying whilst they regale me with tales of barbeque and the one person they know that is from New York City, people sure are friendly. I had fried corn nuggets as an appetizer, Pam recommended them, I do not recommend them to you, in turn.

Guitar Hero III is coming out soon, looks cool, but I probably won't get it, if it's anything like the commercial Slash is liable to come up out of my esophagus and begin to play while I am reduced to some sort of spent plastic on the floor. I don't think it'd be real cool if Slash came out of nowhere and took my turn like that. Count me out.

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