Loverboy has said as much, and it shall be so. This weekend by the numbers: Money spent= way too much (we're going to get a personal advisor to handle that from now on). Hours of sleep= 2 (as in far too little, having been woken up to find missing keys). Number of chicks passed out on the couch with me Friday night= 2 Number of chicks I got action from Friday night= 0 - 2 (they're sleepers, these ones). Ounces of malt liquor consumed outside for the parade Saturday morning, 40, of course (St. Ides, I love you). Age of hot girl downstairs at Jillians= "24, but I'm engaged." Number of seconds it took me to eat the most breathtaking chicken sandwich ever, probably 24, and it was single (unless you count the fries it came with, in that case it was married, with fries). Number of doors broken by me= 1, but it was encouraged and a nice thing to do, in order to gain entrance. Friday, Evening: But let's get back to the matter at hand; Friday night was a card playing, ...
Aight, I really can't think of anything to write, so I'm gonna list the top 5 quotes my friends had on various nights... 1) Pat Caiola- (on qb shaun king) "he's not Overrated, he's not underated, hes just...rated" 2) Paul Dack- (on anthony longo) "great length's my ass" 3) Tony Lavallo- (being Tony) "ever hear that song Layla, by Damian and theDominos" 4) Card Caiola- (to a belmont) "Larry Bird's mustache is cooler than your whole existence" 5) Alex greenburg- (to mrs. tubert while his desk faces opposite way as her) "i have to face mecca" I must add that most of these comments were made under the unfluence of alcohol, and if the offended anyone, they can surely go take a shit, and/or go and procede to fuck themselves.
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