I can't change my mind, I knew all the time...

I had a particularly unpleasant conversation tonight, it was quite mundane in detail, brief in length; and meaningless I'm sure, come tomorrow. But as for the here and present, I find I am quite agitated, mini-survey time folks, as I'm sure if you are reading this you know me reasonably well, and I like to think you think despite my eccentricities I am a rather level-headed person, but anyway the crux of this is as follows: If I was obviously upset, and leaned over to you and whispered in your ear to never, ever talk to me again, and then followed this by either not returning your phone calls or hanging up on you, what would you do? My guess is you'd possibly come personally to see me, or perhaps write an apology for the situation that had brought about the new state of affairs; but more likely if I were to tell someone not to talk to me it'd mean they probably cared about me as much as I did they, and such an insolvent bond could easily enough be broken as to leave both parties well enough to abide by the desired request of no further speaking.
So sure, you're saying to yourself this person must really care about dan etc etc, the reality in reality, is actually much lamer. In truth the conversation consisted wholly of the person offering no apology, finding out in no uncertain terms that I enjoyed not speaking with them, and then subsequently the person decided to rattle off their problems to me, despite me preferring not to speak with them.
Much ado about nothing, to be most certain, but still why would you want to talk to somebody about yourself when you parted on bad terms, you haven't spoken in two months (as they ignored your phone calls) and then told you that they liked it that way? It baffles my brain, self-absorbed people might be the most heinous of people, second only to stupid self-absorbed people. Thank god for people like me, who can analyze everything to pieces, and is in turn neurotic enough to discuss it in detail with whoever cares to read about it, (which is my redeeming quality I suppose, I force my opinions here upon no one) you of course being curious enough to see what I've been up to the evening of October 3rd.

In much funnier news, this weekend was a lot of fun; everyone had a fabulous time at Mr. Timmy Conigliaro's Friday night. I may or may not have been picking up the refridgerator, Magnum P.I. may or may not have made an appearance there, I may or may not remember a lot of other funny things that happened that I am about to list here (see if you can pick the one lie out):

• Cups were taken from the opposing team in beer-pong without their knowledge to make the game closer than the blowout it really was.
• A girl was slapped on the back-side so hard it lifted her off the ground, she didn't mind it one bit.
• The neighbors came over and were pounding on the door, everyone was very apologetic except for J.W. (the devil) who instructed the would-be interloper to "shut your hole wang-chung."
• Timmy made me fabulous drink after fabulous drink because he hates me very much.
• A friend and another friend slept in the same bed with a girl and ended up holding hands for a little while
• Tim broke the door off of the hinges because he wanted to kill the cat outside, he has been so far unsuccessful in his attempts

The playoffs start tomorrow, I am excited out of my mind, it's the most wonderful time of the year. The Bills also still suck in case anybody was curious. And it appears the NHL is still around, they're gonna play games and everything on Wednesday. In honor of that go to nhl.com and pick a team roster, if you can name more than 5 players on any given team, I'll give you like six packs of gum, no lie.

The ultimate warrior DVD, The Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior, is one of the best of all time, and should be purchased by man woman and child alike, immediately, no exceptions. Do not talk to me until you have seen it 8 times.